Cherry Poppin' Daddies vs. Weird Al Yankovic

 Link: [Cherry Poppin’ Daddies]

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Zoot Suit Riot

Cherry Poppin’ Daddies

Who’s that whisperin’ in the trees

It’s two sailors and they’re on leave

Pipes and chains and swingin’ hands

Who’s your daddy

Yes I am

Fat cat came to play

Now he can’t run fast enough

You’d best stay away

When the pushers come to shove

Zoot suit riot

Riot

Throw back a bottle of beer

Zoot suit riot

Riot

Pull a comb through your coal black hair

Zoot suit riot

Riot

Throw back a bottle of beer

Zoot suit riot

Riot

Pull a comb through your coal black hair

Blow daddy

A whipped up jitterbuggin’ brown-eyed man

A stray cat frontin’ up an eight-piece band

Cut me Sammy and you’ll understand

In my veins hot music ran

You got me in a sway

Yeah and I want to swing you down

Now you sailors know

Where your women come for love

Zoot suit riot

Riot

Throw back a bottle of beer

Zoot suit riot

Riot

Pull a comb through your coal black hair

You’re in a zoot suit riot

You’re in a zoot suit riot

You’re in a zoot suit riot

Oh you got me in a sway

Yeah and I want to swing you down

Now you sailors know

Where your women come for love

Zoot suit riot

Riot

Throw back a bottle of beer

Zoot suit riot

Riot

Pull a comb through your coal black hair

Zoot suit riot

Riot

Throw back a bottle of beer

Zoot suit riot

Riot

Pull a comb through your coal black hair

You’re in a zoot suit riot

You’re in a zoot suit riot

You’re in a zoot suit riot

Link: [Weird Al Yankovic]

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Grapefruit Diet

Weird Al Yankovic

Who’s that waddlin’ down the street

It’s just me ‘cause I love to eat

Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham

Who’s real flabby

Yes I am

Every picture of me’s

Gotta be an aerial view

Now may doctor tells me

There’s just one thing left to do

Grapefruit diet

Diet

Throw out the pizza and beer

Grapefruit diet

Diet

Oh get those jelly donuts out of here

Grapefruit diet

Diet

Might seem a little severe

Grapefruit diet

Diet

I’m getting’ tired of my big fat rear

Blow fatty

Well I used to live on chocolate sauce

Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss

Walked down an alley and I got stuck

I got more rolls than a pastry truck

When I’m all done eating

I eat a little more

When I leave a room

First I gotta grease the door

Grapefruit diet

Diet

Can’t have another éclair

Grapefruit diet

Diet

I gotta decrease my derriere

I’m on a grapefruit diet

I’m on a grapefruit diet

I’m on a grapefruit diet

No more pie now

No more crème brulee

Lay off the gravy

And soufflé

No French fri-yi-yies now

No ice cream parfait

Mr. Cheese Nacho

Stay away

Oh I think I’d sell my soul

For a triple patty melt

But I need a boomerang

When I put on my belt

Grapefruit diet

Diet

Lay off the 3 Musketeers

Grapefruit diet

Diet

Until my big booty disappears

Grapefruit diet

Diet

Eat ‘em ‘till they’re comin’ out your ears

Grapefruit diet

Diet

‘Cause I haven’t seen my feet in years

I’m on a grapefruit diet

I’m on a grapefruit diet

I’m on a grapefruit diet

I think I’m about ready for a quarter-pounder with extra cheese

I need a side order of onion rings

And oh yeah

Don’t forget to super-size that

Yeah

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Los Lobos vs. Weird Al Yankovic

Link: [Los Lobos]

Link: [On YouTube]

La Bamba

Los Lobos

Para bailar

La bamba

Para bailar

La bamba

Se necesita una poca de gracia

Una poca de gracia para ma para

Ta y arriba y arriba

Y arriba y arribe

Por ta sera

Por ta sera

Por ta sera

Yo no soy marinero

Yo no soy mariner

Soy capitan

Soy capitan

Soy capitan

Bam-ba bamba

Bam-ba bamba

Bam-ba bamba

Para bailar

La bamba

Para bailar

La bamba

Se necesita una poca de gracia

Una poca de gracia para ma para

Ta y arriba y arriba

Para bailar

La bamba

Para bailar

La bamba

Se necesita una poca de gracia

Una poca de gracia para ma para

Ta y arriba y arriba

Y arriba y arribe

Por ta sera

Por ta sera

Por ta sera

Bam-ba bamba

Bam-ba bamba

Bam-ba bamba

Bam-ba bamba

Link: [Weird Al Yankovic]

Link: [On YouTube]

Lasagna

Weird Al Yankovic

La-la-la-la

Lasagna

You want-a some-a

Lasagna

Magnifico

Or-a maybe spaghetti

Ai you supper’s a-ready

Now where you go

Mama mia

Bambino

Mama mia

Bambino

Samatta you

Samatta you

Samatta you

You should a-taste

My lasagna

Ai

You no like-a lasagna

That’s okay too

How about-a calzone

Some-a nice minestrone

It’s-a good for you

Have-a some marinara

Have-a some marinara

I know-a you like

I know-a you like

I know-a you like

La-la-lasagna

La-la-lasagna

La-la-lasagna

Would you like some-a zucchini

Or-a my homemade linguini

It’s-a hard to beat

Have-a more fettuccini

Ai you getting too skinny

You gotta to eat

Ai mange mange

Ai you-a pass the lasagna

Ai don’t you get any on ya

You sloppy pig

Have-a more ravioli

You-a get roly-poly

A-nice and a-big

Like your cousin Luigi…

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Robert Palmer vs. Weird Al Yankovic

Link: [Robert Palmer]

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Addicted To Love

Robert Palmer

Your lights are on

But you’re not home

Your mind

Is not your own

Your heart sweats

Your body shakes

Another kiss

Is what it takes

You can’t sleep no

You can’t eat

There’s no doubt

You’re in deep

Your throat is tight

You can’t breathe

Another kiss

Is all you need

Whoa

You like to think

That you’re immune to the stuff

Oh Yeah

It’s closer to the truth to say

You can’t get enough

You know you’re

Gonna have to face it

You’re addicted to love

You see the signs

But you can’t read

You’re runnin’ at

A different speed

Your heart beats

In double time

Another kiss

And you’ll be mind

A one track mind

You can’t be saved

Oblivion

Is all you crave

If there’s some

Left for you

You don’t mind

If you do

Whoa

You like to think

That you’re immune to the stuff

Oh yeah

It’s closer to the truth to say

You can’t get enough

You know you’re

Gonna have to face it

You’re addicted to love

Might as well face it

You’re addicted to love

Might as well face it

You’re addicted to love

Might as well face it

You’re addicted to love

Might as well face it

You’re addicted to love

Might as well face it

You’re addicted to love

Your lights are on

But you’re not home

Your will

Is not your own

Your heart sweats

Your teeth grind

Another kiss

And you’ll be mine

Whoa

You like to think

That you’re immune to the stuff

Oh yeah

It’s closer to the truth to say

You can’t get enough

You know you’re

Gonna have to face it

You’re addicted to love

Might as well face it

You’re addicted to love

Might as well face it

You’re addicted to love

Might as well face it

You’re addicted to love

Might as well face it

You’re addicted to love

Might as well face it

You’re addicted to love

Might as well face it

You’re addicted to love

Might as well face it

You’re addicted to love

Might as well face it

You’re addicted to love

Link: [Weird Al Yankovic]

Link: [On YouTube]

Addicted To Spuds

Weird Al Yankovic

Potato skins

Potato cakes

Hash browns

And instant flakes

Baked or boiled

Or French fried

There’s no kind

You haven’t tried

You planned a trip whoa

To Idaho

Just to watch

Potatoes grow

I understand

How you must feel

I can’t deny

They’ve got appeal

Whoa

You like them

Whether they are plain or stuffed

Oh yeah

Better face the facts

It seems you can’t get enough

You know

You’re gonna have to face it

You’re addicted to spuds

Your greasy hands

Your salty lips

Looks like

You found the chips

Your belly aches

Your teeth grind

Some tater tots

Would blow your mind

And you don’t mind

If they’re not cooked

You need your fix

I guess you’re hooked

And late at night

You always dream

Of bacon bits

And sour cream

Whoa

You like them even if

They’re lumpy or tough

Oh yeah

Wheeee

It’s pretty obvious to me

You can’t get enough

You know

You’re gonna have to face it

You’re addicted to spuds

Might as well face it

You’re addicted to spuds

Might as well face it

You’re addicted to spuds

Might as well face it

You’re addicted to spuds

Might as well face it

You’re addicted to spuds

Might as well face it

You’re addicted to spuds

Oh yeah

I’m givin’ up

It’s just no use

Another case

Of spud abuse

What can I say

What can I do

Potato bug

Has got me too

Whoa-oh

I used to hate ‘em

Not they’re all that I eat

Oh yeah

Wheeee

I’ve often seen them whipped

But they just can’t be beat

Now I’m gonna have to face it

I’m addicted to spuds

Might as well face it

I’m addicted to spuds

Might as well face it

I’m addicted to spuds

Might as well face it

I’m addicted to spuds

Might as well face it

I’m addicted to spuds

Might as well face it

I’m addicted to spuds

Might as well face it

I’m addicted to spuds

Might as well face it

I'm addicted to spuds

Might as well face it

I'm addicted to spuds

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James Brown vs. Weird Al Yankovic

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Living In America

James Brown

Super highways

Coast to coast

Easy to get anywhere

On the transcontinental

Overload

Just slide behind the wheel

How does it feel

When there’s no destination

That’s too far

And somewhere on the way

You might find out who you are

Livin’ in America

Eye to eye

Station to station

Livin’ In America

Hand to hand

Across the nation

Livin’ in America

Got to have a celebration

Rock my soul

All night diners

Keep you awake

On black coffee

And a hard roll

You might have to walk

The fine line

You might take

The hard line

But everybody’s workin’

Overtime

Livin’ in America

Eye to eye

Station to station

Livin’ in America

Hand to hand

Across the nation

Livin’ in America

Got to have a celebration

I

Live in America

Help me out

I

Live in America

Wait a minute

You may not be lookin’

For the promised land

But you might find it anyway

Under one of those

Old familiar names

Like

New Orleans

New Orleans

Detroit city

Detroit city

Dallas

Dallas

Pittsburgh, PA

Pittsburgh, PA

New York City

New York City

Kansas City

Kansas City

Atlanta

Atlanta

Chicago

And

L.A.

Livin’ in America

Hit me

Livin’ in America

Yeah

I walk in and out

Livin’ in America

I

Live in America

State lines

Gonna make the prime

I

Live in America

Hey

I know what it means

Livin’ in America

Hit me now

Eye to eye

Station to station

Livin’ in America

So nice

With your bad-self

Livin’ in America

I feel good

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Link: [On YouTube]

Living With A Hernia

Weird Al Yankovic

Help me out

Dig

All I do is

Grunt and groan

Hurts me to walk

Anywhere

Went to see my physician

Dr. Jones

He took my trousers off

Told me to cough

Doctors says there ain’t nothing

To discuss

He tells me any day

I might have to wear a truss

Livin’ with a hernia

All the time

Such aggravation

Livin’ with a hernia

Gonna be

My ruination

Livin’ with a hernia

Got to have an operation

Feel so old

Too much

Back pain

Good gawd

Drives me insane

Can’t run

Barely crawl

Got a bulge in my

Intestinal wall

Walk real funny

Bless my soul

Can’t play tennis

And it’s hard to bowl

You can’t even do the splits now

Say it

Better call it quits now

Now I’m sick of all this dancin’

Anyhow

Livin’ with a hernia

Hurts me bad

In a tender location

Livin’ with a hernia

Had enough

Humiliation

Livin’ with a hernia

Got to have an operation

I

Live with a hernia

Can’t get up

Can’t bend over

Now I

Live with a hernia

Wait a minute

You may not be

Familiar with the common types of hernias

That you could get

So just settle down

Let me clue you in

There’s

Incomplete

Incomplete

Epigastric

Epigastric

Bladder

Bladder

Strangulated

Strangulated

Lumbar hernia

Lumbar hernia

Richter’s hernia

Richter’s hernia

Obstructed

Obstructed

Inguinal

And

Direct

Livin’ with a hernia

Rupture

I said it’s causin’ me

Such irritation

Livin’ with a hernia

Have to have

My medication

Livin’ with a hernia

Yeah

I feel bad

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Survivor vs. Weird Al Yankovic

 Link: [Survivor]

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Eye of the Tiger

Survivor

Risin’ up

Back on the street

Did my time

Took my chances

Went the distance

Now I’m back on my feet

Just a man and his will to survive

So many times

It happens too fast

You trade your passion for glory

Don’t lose your grip

On the dreams of the past

You must fight

Just to keep them alive

It’s the eye of the tiger

It’s the thrill of the fight

Risin’ up to the challenge of our rival

And the last known survivor

Stalks his prey in the night

And he’s watching us all with the eye

Of the tiger

Face to face

Out in the heat

Hangin’ tough

Stayin’ hungry

They stack the odds

Until we take to the street

For the kill with the skill to survive

It’s the eye of the tiger

It’s the thrill of the fight

Risin’ up to the challenge of our rival

And the last known survivor

Stalks his prey in the night

And he’s watching us all with the eye

Of the tiger

Risin’ up

Straight to the top

Had the guts

Got the glory

Went the distance

Now I’m not gonna stop

Just a man and his will to survive

It’s the eye of the tiger

It’s the thrill of the fight

Risin’ up to the challenge of our rival

And the last know survivor

Stalks his prey in the night

And he’s watching us all with the eye

Of the tiger

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Theme From Rocky XIII (The Rye or The Kaiser)

Weird Al Yankovic

Fat and weak

What a disgrace

Guess the champ got too lazy

Ain’t gonna fly now

He’s just takin’ up space

Sold his gloves

Threw his eggs down the drain

But he’s no bum

He works down the street

He bought the neighborhood deli

Back on his feet

Now he’s choppin’ up meat

Come inside

Maybe you’ll hear him say

Try the rye or the kaiser

They’re on special tonight

If you want

You can have an appetizer

You might like our salami

And the liver’s all right

And they’d really go well with the rye

Or the kaiser

Never eats

While on the job

He heard it’s good

To stay hungry

But he makes a pretty mean shish kabob

Have a taste

They were made fresh today

Try the rye or the kaiser

Or the wheat or the white

Maybe I can suggest an appetizer

Say away from the tuna

It smells funny tonight

But you just can’t go wrong with the rye

Or the kaiser

So today

His deli comes first

Still he dreams of his

Past days of glory

Goes in the back

And beats up on the liverwurst

All the while you can still hear him say

It’s the rye or the kaiser

It’s the thrill of one bite

Let me please

Be your catering adviser

If you want substitutions

I won’t put up a fight

You can have your roast beef on the rye

Or the kaiser

The rye or the kaiser

The rye or the kaiser

The rye or the kaiser

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Men Without Hats vs. Weird Al Yankovic

 Link: [Men Without Hats]

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Safety Dance

Men Without Hats

We can dance if we want to

We can leave your friends behind

‘Cause your friends don’t dance

And if they don’t dance

Well they’re no friend of mine

Say

We can go where we want to

A place where they will never find

And we can act like we come

From out of this world

Leave the real one far behind

And we can dance

And sing

We can go when we want to

Night is young and so am I

And we can dress real neat

From our hats to our feet

And surprise them with a victory cry

Say

We can act if we want to

If we don’t nobody will

And you can act real rude

And totally removed

And I can act like an imbecile

And say

We can dance

We can dance

Everything’s out of control

We can dance

We can dance

We’re doing it from pole to pole

We can dance

We can dance

Everybody look at your hands

We can dance

We can dance

Everybody’s taking the chance

It’s a safety dance

Well it’s safe to dance

It’s safe to dance

We can dance if we want to

We’ve got all your life and mine

As long as we abuse it

Never going to lose it

Everything will work out right

I say

We can dance if we want to

We can leave your friends behind

‘Cause your friends don’t dance

And if they don’t dance

Well they’re no friends of mine

I say

We can dance

We can dance

Everything’s out of control

We can dance

We can dance

We’re doing it from pole to pole

We can dance

We can dance

Everybody look at your hands

We can dance

We can dance

Everybody’s taking the chance

Well it’s safe to dance

Yes it’s safe to dance

Well it’s safe to dance

Well it’s safe to dance

Yes it’s safe to dance

Well it’s safe to dance yeah

Well it’s safe to dance

It’s a safety dance

Well it’s a safety dance

Well it’s a safety dance

Oh it’s a safety dance

Oh it’s a safety dance

Link: [Weird Al Yankovic]

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The Brady Bunch

Weird Al Yankovic

You can watch Mr. Rogers

You can watch Three’s Company

And you can turn on Fame

Or The Newlywed Game

Or The Addams Family

I say

You can watch Barney Miller

And you can watch your MTV

And you can watch ‘til your eyes

Fall out of your head

That’ll be OK with me

And you can watch

TV

You can watch Johnny Carson

You can watch Phil Donahue

And you can use TV Guide

To help you decide

With capsulized review

Say

You can watch 60 Minutes

Even Captain Kangaroo

But there’s only set

So whatever you watch

Well you know

I gotta watch it too

Say

Give it up

Give it up

Television’s taking its toll

That’s enough

That’s enough

Gimme the remote control

I’ve been nice

I’ve been good

Please don’t do this to me

Turn it off

Turn it off

I don’t want to have to see

The Brady Bunch

Not The Brady Bunch

Well The Brady Bunch

Yeah The Brady Bunch

It’s the story of a lovely lady

Who was bringing up

Three very lovely girls

All of them had hair of gold

Like their mother

The youngest one in curls

It’s a story of a man named Brady

Who was busy with

Three boys of his own

They were four men

Living all together

Yeah but they were all alone

Until the one day

One day when the lady

Met the fellow

And they knew

And they knew it was

Much more than a hunch

Then they knew this group

Must somehow form a family

That’s the way

That’s the way

That’s the way they all became

The Brady Bunch

Well The Brady Bunch

Yeah The Brady Bunch

Well The Brady Bunch

Oh it’s The Brady Bunch

It’s The Brady Bunch

Oh The Brady Bunch yeah

Oh The Brady Bunch

It’s The Brady Bunch

Well it’s The Brady Bunch

Well it’s The Brady Bunch

Well it’s The Brady Bunch

It’s The Brady Bunch

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The Kinks vs. Weird Al Yankovic

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Lola

The Kinks

I met her in a club

Down in old Soho

Where you drink champagne

And it tastes just like cherry cola

C

O

L

A

Cola

She walked up to me

And she asked me to dance

I asked her her name

And in dark brown voice

She said Lola

L

O

L

A

Lola

Lo lo lo lo Lola

Well I’m not the worlds

Most physical guy

But when she squeezed me tight

She nearly broke my spine

Oh my Lola

Lo lo lo lo Lola

Well I’m not dumb

But I can’t understand

Why she walked like a woman

And talked like a man

Oh my Lola

Lo lo lo lo Lola

Lo lo lo lo Lola

Well we drank champagne

And danced all night

Under electric candlelight

She picked me up

And sat me on her knee

And said little boy

Won’t you come home with me

Well I’m not the worlds

Most passionate guy

But when I looked in her eyes

Well I almost fell

For my Lola

Lo lo lo lo Lola

Lo lo lo lo Lola

Lola

Lo lo lo lo Lola

Lo lo lo lo Lola

I pushed her away

I walked to the door

I feel to the floor

I got down on my knees

Well I looked at her

And she at me

Well that’s the way

That I want it to stay

And I’ll always want it

To be that way

For my Lola

Lo lo lo lo Lola

Girls will boys

And boys will be girls

It’s a mixed-up

Muddled-up

Shook-up world

Except for Lola

Lo lo lo lo Lola

Well I’d left home

Just a week before

And I’d never ever

Kissed a woman before

But Lola smiled

And took me by the hand

And said little boy

I’m gonna make you a man

Well I’m not the worlds

Most masculine man

But I know what I am

And in bed I’m a man

And so is Lola

Lo lo lo lo Lola

Lo lo lo lo Lola

Lola

Lo lo lo lo Lola

Lola

Lo lo lo lo Lola

Lola

Lo lo lo lo Lola

Lola

Lo lo lo lo Lola

Lola

Lo lo lo lo Lola

Lola

Lo lo lo lo Lola

Lola

Lo lo lo lo Lola

Lola

Lo lo lo lo Lola

Lola

Lo lo lo lo Lola

Lola

Lo lo lo lo Lola

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Yoda

Weird Al Yankovic

I met him in a swamp

Down in Dagobah

Where it bubbles all the time

Like a giant carbonated soda

S

O

D

A

Soda

I saw the little runt

Sitting there on a log

I asked him for his name

And in a raspy voice

He said Yoda

Y

O

D

A

Yoda

Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Well I’ve been around

But I ain’t never seen

A guy who looks like a muppet

But he’s wrinkled and green

Oh my Yoda

Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Well I’m not dumb

But I can’t understand

How he can lift me in the air

Just by raising his hand

Oh my Yoda

Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Well I left home

Just a week before

And I’ve never ever been

A Jedi before

But Obi Wan

He set me straight of course

He said go to Yoda

And he’ll show you the force

Well I’m not the kind

That would argue with Ben

So it looks like I’m gonna start

All over again

With my Yoda

Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yoda

Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yo yo yo yo Yoda

So I used the force

I picked up a box

I lifted some rocks

While I stood on my head

But I won’t forget

What Yoda said

He said

Luke stay away from the darker side

And if you start to go astray

Let the force be your guide

Oh my Yoda

Yo yo yo yo Yoda

I know Darth Vader’s

Really got you annoyed

But remember

If you kill him

Then you’ll be unemployed

Oh my Yoda

Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Well I heard my friends

Really got in a mess

So I’m gonna have to

Leave Yoda I guess

But I know that I’ll be

Coming back someday

I’ll be playing this part

‘Til I’m old and gray

The long term contract

I had to sign

Says I’ll be making these movies

‘Til the end of time

Oh with my Yoda

Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yoda

Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yoda

Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yoda

Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yoda

Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yoda

Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yoda

Yo yo yo yo Yoda

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Queen vs. Weird Al Yankovic

Link: [Queen]

Link: [On YouTube]

Another One Bites The Dust

Queen

Ooh

Let’s go

Steve walks warily down the street

With his brim pulled way down low

Ain’t no sound but the sound of his feet

Machine guns ready to go

Are you ready hey

Are you ready for this

Are you hanging on the edge of your seat

Out of the doorway the bullets rip

To the sound of the beat

Yeah

Another one bites the dust

Another one bites the dust

And another one gone

And another one gone

Another one bites the dust hey

Hey

I’m gonna get you too

Another one bites the dust

How do you think I’m going to get along

Without you when you’re gone

You took me for everything that I had

And kicked me out on my own

Are you happy

Are you satisfied

How long can you stand the heat

Out of the doorway the bullets rip

To the sound of the beat

Look out

Another one bites the dust

Another one bites the dust

And another one gone

And another one gone

Another one bites the dust hey

Hey

I’m gonna get you too

Another one bites the dust

Hey

Oh take it

Bite the dust

Bite the dust hey

Hey

Another one bites the dust

Another one bites the dust

Ow

Another one bites the dust

Hey hey

Another one bites the dust

Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

Ooh shoota

There are plenty of ways

That you can hurt a man

And bring him to the ground

You can beat him

You can cheat him

You can treat him bad

And leave him when he’s down yeah

But I’m ready yes

I’m ready for you

I’m standing on my own two feet

Out of the doorway the bullets rip

Repeating to the sound of the beat

Another one bites the dust

Another one bites the dust

And another one gone

And another one gone

Another one bites the dust yeah

Hey

I’m gonna get you too

Another one bites the dust

Shoota

Yeah

All right

Link: [Weird Al Yankovic]

Link: [On YouTube]

Another One Rides The Bus

Weird Al Yankovic

Riding in the bus down the boulevard

And the place was pretty packed

Yeah

Couldn’t find a seat so I had to stand

With the perverts in the back

It was smelling like a locker room

There was junk all over the floor

We’re already packed in like sardines

But we’re stopping to pick up more

Look out

Another one rides the bus

Another one rides the bus

And another comes on

And another comes on

Another one rides the bus

Hey

Who’s gonna sit by you

Another one rides the bus

There’s a suitcase poking me in the ribs

There’s an elbow in my ear

There’s a smelly old bum standing next to me

Hasn’t showered in a year

I think I’m missing a contact lens

I think my wallet’s gone

And I think this bus is stopping again

To let a couple more freaks get on

Look out

Another one rides the bus

Another one rides the bus

And another comes on

And another comes on

Another one rides the bus

Hey

Who’s gonna sit by you

Another one rides the bus

Yeah

Another one rides the bus

Another one rides the bus

Ow

Another one rides the bus

Hey hey

Another one rides the bus

Hey hey hey hey hey

The window doesn’t open

And the fan is broke

And my face is turning blue

Yeah

I haven’t been in a crowd like this

Since I went to see The Who

Well I should’ve got off a couple of miles ago

But I couldn’t get to the door

There isn’t any room for me to breath

And now we’re gonna pick up more

Yeah

Another one rides the bus

Another one rides the bus

And another comes on

And another comes on

Another one rides the bus

Hey

Who’s gonna sit by you

Another one rides the bus

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