The Kinks vs. Weird Al Yankovic

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Lola
The Kinks
I met her in a club
Down in old Soho
Where you drink champagne
And it tastes just like cherry cola
C
O
L
A
Cola

She walked up to me
And she asked me to dance
I asked her her name
And in dark brown voice
She said Lola
L
O
L
A
Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola

Well I’m not the worlds
Most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight
She nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola
Well I’m not dumb
But I can’t understand
Why she walked like a woman
And talked like a man
Oh my Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola

Well we drank champagne
And danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up
And sat me on her knee
And said little boy
Won’t you come home with me
Well I’m not the worlds
Most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes
Well I almost fell
For my Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola
Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I feel to the floor
I got down on my knees
Well I looked at her
And she at me

Well that’s the way
That I want it to stay
And I’ll always want it
To be that way
For my Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola
Girls will boys
And boys will be girls
It’s a mixed-up
Muddled-up
Shook-up world
Except for Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola

Well I’d left home
Just a week before
And I’d never ever
Kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled
And took me by the hand
And said little boy
I’m gonna make you a man
Well I’m not the worlds
Most masculine man
But I know what I am
And in bed I’m a man
And so is Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola

Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola
Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola

Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola
Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola

Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola
Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola

Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola
Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola

Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola
Lola
Lo lo lo lo Lola



Yoda
Weird Al Yankovic
I met him in a swamp
Down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time
Like a giant carbonated soda
S
O
D
A
Soda

I saw the little runt
Sitting there on a log
I asked him for his name
And in a raspy voice
He said Yoda
Y
O
D
A
Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Well I’ve been around
But I ain’t never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet
But he’s wrinkled and green
Oh my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Well I’m not dumb
But I can’t understand
How he can lift me in the air
Just by raising his hand
Oh my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Well I left home
Just a week before
And I’ve never ever been
A Jedi before
But Obi Wan
He set me straight of course
He said go to Yoda
And he’ll show you the force
Well I’m not the kind
That would argue with Ben
So it looks like I’m gonna start
All over again
With my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda

So I used the force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
But I won’t forget
What Yoda said

He said
Luke stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray
Let the force be your guide
Oh my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
I know Darth Vader’s
Really got you annoyed
But remember
If you kill him
Then you’ll be unemployed
Oh my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Well I heard my friends
Really got in a mess
So I’m gonna have to
Leave Yoda I guess
But I know that I’ll be
Coming back someday
I’ll be playing this part
‘Til I’m old and gray
The long term contract
I had to sign
Says I’ll be making these movies
‘Til the end of time
Oh with my Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda

Yoda
Yo yo yo yo Yoda

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