This is a weeklyseries that will include a brief summary of the latest articles that have beenpublished on The Tribulation Times Herald-Exhorter. Hopefully, this will encourage you to gocheck out some truly outstanding articles that have been published by a numberof truly outstanding authors. Moreover,I hope this will also encourage you to want to become a contributingmember/author, as well. The “HearYe! Hear Ye!” site explanation near thetop of the side-bar should answer many of your questions. Yes, this series also included an “SOS! (SpamOn Saturdays)” segment before, but itjust wasn’t working for me. Therefore,that will be replaced by a republishing of one of the Trib articles.
[Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself] is the introductory article by The Really RightReverend Paisley Ledbetter, which was completely blacked-out by the HardshellBaptist Parental Advisory Board.
[Where We You On 9-11?] has Lavender Darwin asking where we were when the attackshappened, along with how he came to get the news.
[The Annoying Orange] was published here by Lavender, and it has to be seen to bebelieved.
[Please Allow Me To Introduce Myself (Again)] is the same introductory article byPaisley, with only some of it being blacked-out this time.
[What Is Lavender Darwin Listening To?] lets us know what we have all been wondering.
[And Now, Some Words From Vincent…] is something from Lavender that I do not havethe words to describe.
[Hot Coffee] is a short review by me about an HBO documentary about the fight overtort reform in the American legal system.
[Lavender Darwin Theme Parks – Coming Soon!!!] is something that is better to read aboutthan actually experience.
[Fatherhood Leads to Drop in Testosterone, Study Says, But I Know the Real Cause…] hasLavender returning to a favorite subject of his.
[Punked By Phonics] has Paisley making it even more clear that he is not the sharpestknife in the drawer.
[Vaccinations Safety, Rick Perry, and Mistrust of Doctors] has Lavender beating the drum againabout another favorite subject of his.
[George’s New Hat] has Lavender showing some more not very well hidden affection towardGeorge Lucas.
[Where is Gadaffi?] has Lavender being playful (in a really creepy sort of way) again.
[Melonheads Beware!] is a completely fictitious report by Paisley.
[Not Sure Who Shaun White Is, Or Why She’s on the Cover of Wheaties…] goes to provewhy Lavender is considered a fountain of cultural information.
Itis in the hope of restoring a semblance of peace on the homefront that I haveagreed to extend an invitation to The Really Right Reverend Paisley Ledbetterto become another author/contributing member of this site. Not that ithas been all that peaceful here at home at any particular time, but with mymother-in-law being on a rampage more than usual the last few weeks, I just hadto do something.
Yousee, The Really Right Reverend Paisley Ledbetter is especially precious to my mother-in-law. I don’t know why, and neither one is telling.
Mywife refuses to take a side, and I suppose I cannot really blame her. Forshe knows just what her mother is capable of much better than I do.
Allof this started when The Really Right Reverend was promoted from just being TheRight Reverend. Since I am not sure which denomination issued hiscredentials, I have no idea how that came to be, but when it did, he startedtalking about how he should expose himself to more of the world.
No,the boy just ain’t right, but it could be argued that it may not be hisfault. After all, his middle name is Plaid.
Alas,I do not have the words to express just how sorry I am about this, and I hopeyou can give me the benefit of your doubts. After you start seeing what Imean, I suppose it isn’t going to matter much, either way.
Iwas, however, able to negotiate a compromise of sorts. For instead ofletting him publish directly, like the rest of the authors/contributing membersdo, his articles will have to be submitted to the Hardshell Baptist ParentalGuidance Advisory Board for review, and they will be the ones who will actuallypost what is approved of under his name. May we be given the strength toendure this time of great tribulation.
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